BABELAND

Jennifer:

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Clothing stores aren’t the only ones with great Thanksgiving weekend sales! While most people got up bright and early to wait on long, unpleasant lines in order to get the newest electronics at Best Buy, their second bra half off at Victoria’s Secret, or to get 40% off their purchase at Express, I thought it way more pleasurable to see what Babeland had to offer its loyal customers. As a first time customer, I wasn’t sure exactly what to expect. However, the store itself was just as done up with Christmas glitter as any other store. In fact, it was much more bright and sparkly than I would have imagined.

Upon entering, you are greeted with a small screen featuring their newest gadgets. It was quite entertaining to watch as the mysterious hands dressed in black gloves demonstrated how each toy could be used. After the brief introduction, I began my tour around the store. The possibilities were endless. On the right was their selection of vibrators. I was especially intrigued by the ones disguised as animals. Your guests wouldn’t even give that rubber ducky sitting on your bathroom shelf a second glance.  Although more obvious, they even displayed vibrators with attached rabbits for simultaneous internal and external stimulation.

I continued exploring, fascinated by the world of pleasure toys, and soon reached the dildo table. Look no further! Here is where the real deals are! Move over Victoria’s Secret! Dildo, harness, lube, and even a small vibrator made to insert into the harness—all for $80! Now, that’s a deal you can’t refuse!